Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize