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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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