Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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