So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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