Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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