I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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