You smell like a Billy Joel song
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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