Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm at about main and main street
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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