Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
