At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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