I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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