Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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