If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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