New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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