You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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