I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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