great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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