Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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