what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
