he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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