I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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