Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Small penises have feelings too.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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