Kiss
Puke
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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