And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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