Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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