Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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