great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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