my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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