I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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