I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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