we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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