Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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