Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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