i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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