Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My dick has a subreddit
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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