my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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