Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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