she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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