Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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