I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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