just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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