I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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