How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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