Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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