at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Randomize