If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
do herpes really smell.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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