I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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