Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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