Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize