so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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