I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
