stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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