In America we eat man semen.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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