It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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