It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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