Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Green mimosas i think yes
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
